Saturday, 27 March 2010

BYRON GOT LIFTED FOR....

I have it on good authority that Byron Davies has not been lifted in connection with some missing cannons or for living off immoral earnings (although the latter is still being looked into!)
Nor is it true that Byron is really Oscar, Ronnie Hughes in disguise or Carneades.
Shergar was mentioned but quickly dispelled and the Brink Mat robbers have denied knowing him, sale of the Great Orme to an oil-rich Sheik is totally unconnected, although two offers are on the table.
The drive-by shooting at Steve Hunt, David Jones MP and the Pier steering group is also thought to be the work of some deranged nutter but not this one as he was helping the police with their enquiries at the time of the alleged offence, on this point the police are focusing on an individual who was told-off for wearing his baseball cap in church during the Pier meeting and gave his name as Chameleon.
An officer at Wormwood Scrubs said the cleaning of Britain’s last remaining gallows was totally coincidental and had nothing to do with a Byron Davies, but he would check and get back to us later.
All in all the mystery deepens as someone claiming to be “Mrs Byron” was overheard offering sexual favours and a bung to police officers in return for “turning a blind-eye” and return of their passports and snowboards.
Like you and every other nosey bugger in Conwy I am in the dark on this one....... over to you Oscar.

15 comments:

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Chameleon said...

That was, erm, another Chameleon. Nothing to do with me, Guv.

Councillor John Oddy said...

Chameleon,
You have a lovely shade of blush when being told off, suits you.

Steve Hunt said...

Who would have thought sleepy ol' North Wales could be so exciting?

I must get myself a large leather swivel chair and a big white puddy tat...

Steve Hunt said...

Perhaps after the highly "Top Secret" meeting in an hours time (4pm) behind closed doors at Bodlondeb, we'll all be a bit more the wiser?

Do you think they'll be changing the room last minute and sweeping for bugs again?

Bless 'em

Anonymous said...

Shafted springs to mind.

Anonymous said...

He should go back if the charges are dropped. Many Councillors speak very highly of him.

Anonymous said...

john,


You need to make a case for the Chief to return.

JimJams said...

"He should go back if the charges are dropped. Many Councillors speak very highly of him."
Not what I hear, the word most often used is 'disappointment'.

Anonymous said...

Byron Davies is a good chief however someone is in waiting for the post.

Anonymous said...

There are those who have already replaced him and are seeking councillors permission to do do so.

Anonymous said...

Stitch up for Byron ?

Steve Hunt said...

Wonder who will get lifted next?

Council Criminals EXPOSED - with evidence written in their own dirty hands to prove their crimes... see the new pier website www.victoriapier.com

Anonymous said...

John,
I'm fed up of seeing this page, can you post something new please?
I'm sure you have something interesting to say about another subject-PLEASE.

Steve Hunt said...

Its all gone very quiet on the Byron front... still, he's on full wage and gets to put his feet up all summer!

Meanwhile, KPMG, the Council's external auditors, are being kept very entertained by all the goings on in connectioin with the tens of thousands of pounds of taxpayers money CCBC has spent trying to hide the truth of their motives in closing down the Pier...